deathbysneeze

Ah well. Haven't really been feeling the journal, and today we had a pep fest. If you haven't experienced a pep fest, I advise you to keep your innocence as long as humanly possible. Every time I go to one, another piece of my soul dies. Wishing you awesome fandom memorabilia, Maddie

So yesterday I may have channeled Satan through an apple. Really, it wasn't all that hard. Take your nail and carve a spiral down the apple from the stem to the base. Carve another spiral, and another. Then take the apple and smash it violently on the table ultisols times in multiple spots. When you pick it up again, push on the area on either side of a cut with your thumbs. Juice should well up, trickle down  and bleed. Why is this channeling Satan? Well, first off, it reminded me of in the movies where they gouge the summoning thing into stone or the like and when they do the ritual and blood wells up from the ground. The juice did that k

Corynne's birthday was today. Her mom let her skip school, which ruined our gradient dress plan. We replaced her by doodling her on a piece of printer paper and talking to that like it was a real person. It was a surprisingly good conversationalist. Dance tonight and pinched for time, so ending here. Unless, of course, I have time later, in which case I will edit. Wishing you you fleece blankets and many mug cake recipes, Maddie